Following their shock marriage break-up back in May, both Katie Price and Peter Andre swore blind they wouldn’t talk to the press. But, hey, we all say silly things in the heat of the moment, don’t we?

So as we reflect on the pair’s photo opportunities, toe-curling interviews and TV appearances of the past three months, here’s how not to keep a dignified silence…

by Jane Murphy
Pictures: Wenn, Rex Features, PA, Big Pictures