You never know what's going to happen when celebrities open their big flapping mouths – and that's why we love them so. Here are our favourite star quotes from the past few days...

“A lot of A-listers are the most boring people. Do I want to sit down with Kate Winslet for an hour, watching her blubbing? No thanks!”
Piers Morgan (who could usually fill an edition of Golden Gobs on his own) spreads a bit of goodwill as he talks about the guest policy for his new chat show.

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