You never know what's going to happen when celebrities open their big flapping mouths – and that's why we love them so. Here are our favourite star quotes from the past few days...

"If I let myself get upset about it I'd probably have jumped off a cliff a long time ago... 99% of what's written in the tabloid gossip pages about me is made up."
Dannii Minogue, 63, lets rip during an underwater interview to promote her new vinyl-only single ‘I hate Kylie’.