Celebrities say the funniest things. That’s when you share their sense of humour. Otherwise they are just weird. Here’s this week’s selection of bizarre quotes of the past seven days.

“David and I are always in the school, we go and serve up hot lunches. It’s the same food we used to get at school – Turkey Twizzlers.”
Shame on you, Victoria Beckham! How are these kids supposed to squeeze into your £300 dVb skinny jeans?