Jodie Marsh v Jordan
First of all... Jodie slammed Jordan for having surgically enhanced boobs, and never tired of telling us how she was "keeping it real". "I've got much more style than Jordan," she insisted. "I don't just go out in a bra and knickers and I don't think I dress like a tart."
Yeah, but then... Jordan hit back by likening Jodie's nose to a "builder's elbow" and saying her surgery-free breasts resembled "spaniel's ears". Ms Marsh then claimed Jordan's nose was "as hooked as a witch's".
And now... Having grown tired of "keeping it real", Jodie's just unveiled her brand new 32GG cleavage to the world - while Jordan recently underwent a breast reduction and nose job. But Jodie won't give up the fight. "The public needs to realise Jordan's a wrong 'un and I'm the one that's been right all along," she says. "People will realise it one day, even if it takes 20 years."