Posh - the dinner lady
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When we think back to school dinners we reminisce about pink custard and lumpy gravy. The dinner ladies were always grumpy and the food invariably too cold or too hot.
However, if it were David Beckham slopping the grub onto the plate, we wouldn't complain. Victoria Beckham has revealed she and David have been helping out at their kids’ school and serving the other children their lunch.
According to The Sun, she said: "David and I are always in the school. We go and serve up hot lunches. It's the same food we used to get at school – turkey twizzlers. I go on the school trips too.
"They love it when Mummy and Daddy turn up to serve lunch. My parents do it and David's mum has done it too. I'd rather go to Pumpkin Patch at school than dinner at the Ivy." Well, we wouldn't go that far.
One thing Mrs Beckham isn't too keen about is being unattractive to the opposite sex – the straight ones anyway. She claims straight men no longer give her the eye, complaining: "All the men that like me are gay. It's true. I have a really strong gaydar. I do love gay men though."
One heterosexual man who is keen on her, however, is George Clooney. The pair met last week when they both attended a fashion party in New York.
"I have only just got to know George,” she said. “He was so nice, a real gentleman and absolutely hilarious. He has a great sense of humour.”
However, David need not worry – his other half is still in his camp. "I think David is better looking than him. Definitely."
Well, we'd take either of them!
by Nikki Scholey, Wednesday 14 May 2008
Source: The Sun
